Pee In Your Pants: Twilight fan that's a little in the dark...

Pee In Your Pants is a feature in which I post something I've come across that's made me laugh out loud and hopefully will make you laugh too. :) Maybe it'll make you laugh a little too much, hence the pee in your pants title.

I saw this last month and god it's too funny I had to share it.

About: The following is an email written from a Twilight obsessed tween to Universal Studios about Wolfman.

To whom this may concern:

This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight Fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the Wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like werewolves after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies. That was until I saw your crappy remake of what you call to be a "were wolf". I don't see how you live with yourself for making it the way you did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet? Better yet, have you saw the transformation of the man that is "supposed" to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak. If you would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn't come close to looking as fake, cheap and or mutated as the wolf man.  You tell me, who looks to be the better werewolf. Your stupid Wolf Movie didn't even make the top Movie for the charts; Valentines Day WITH TAYLOR Lautner! Get that this is MY oppinion and I felt I wanted to express it because I saw that your email was on your site. I wanted to let you know this is what i thought of the wolf man that sucks.
FREAKIN LAUTNER DID!
The Poser of who could never be even if they tried : " Aka : Rabid poser Werewolf  "The Wolf Man"

OR My favorite: Taylor Daniel Lautner aka Jacob Black

TEAM JACOB- cuz hes a REAL WEREWOLVE!

Regards:  Kayla Patterson (kayla----@-----.com) Feel free to reply

Ah, America. She obviously didn't notice that Jacob's a shape shifter. Tsk tsk

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My favorite comment:

And people wonder why other countries want to blow us up.