Funny Spam: Voo Doo

My inbox ends up with a lot of hilarious spam sometimes. I must share of course!



Spam:

Hello; I am sorry for intruding in your privacy like this. The situation I find myself in necessitated this .My name is Miss Lucy Kone, 18 yrs of age from the Ivory Coast . I am an Orphan as my parents have been killed by Wit craft/voodoo from my village as the only daughter and heir to the entire wealth of my dad they are after me. They have succeeded in taking possession of the property in the village. My Life is in Danger please this is SOS call. Come to my aid and help me out of this problem. I want to leave this entire continent as a whole and continue with my studies elsewhere. My dad deposited some money in fixed deposit box of a security company here in San Pedro (a city in outskirt of Abidjan ) With your help and guidance we can take this out and use it to sponsor my movement and resettling over there. Please I know that you love humanity and life, save my soul. Lucy Kone.