Babysitting--kids are so HILARIOUS!

The other day I was babysitting two of my cousins. One an 8 year old Hannah Montana obsessed girly girl, the other a 3 year old who thinks she's a 4 year old and gets mad if you tell her otherwise. She even goes so far as to fake cry. Sigh. They're still pretty hilarious like here(obviously it's not word for word but for the most part it is):

I'm on my laptop when this little dorkus comes in and says..
Gabber("four" yr old): Lisette, how are you doing?
Me: *laughs* good thank you and you? *smells something funky*Eww did you poop?
Gabber: *smiles her mischievous smile* noooo.
Me: *looks at her not believing her*
Gabber: yes

Later

Me: poop machine
Gabber: you're a poop machine!
Me: no I'm not, if I have to poop, I go to the bathroom and you poop on yourself so you're a poop machine (she uses those training diapers or w/e they're called).
Gabber: *giggles and smiles adorably*
Me: did you poop here? (on the bed the her sister, she, and I were laying on)
Gabber: yes
Me: *laughing* gross!!!!
Gabber: *giggles* I pooped sleeping
Me: what? you weren't asleep
Gabber: I pooped there *points at the floor on a spot she was previously sitting on*
Me: eww!! So that's what you were doing?!!
Gabber: *giggles*


Hilarious.