Winners of TTUFAUPD!!!

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1. Steph
2. prophecygirl
3. MOMFOREVERANDEVER

Edit: Turns out Steph already received a copy of TTUFAUPD so the third winner is Jenna. Congrats!!
I shall be emailing you guys in a giffy, unless you email me first.

I LOVED the jokes you guys left, hilarious!!! 99.9% of them made me laugh, some out loud others induced quite a bit of giggling. hehe

Here are some of the funniest ones:

When I was 5, I proudly dressed myself for Sunday School one morning. During a bike riding break out on the patio, a little boy asked me if I was wearing underpants. I was so offended that I lifted my dress to show him he was wrong.

He wasn't.

-Tina Ferarro

Something funny...yesterday, my mom was like "I feel bad for the cars outside...they have to sit out there. They must be cold."
-Anna Diana Dihn

*My mom did something similar last year. She was sitting down on the sofa really quietly with a sad expression on her face, we asked her what was wrong and she said, in this really sad and bummed out way, "I accidentally ran over a squirrel today" :( It was sooooooo funny the way she said it. Poor squirrel though :(

Something funny? When my cat gets into his "Wild cat of the Serengeti" mood, he scampers around the apartment and attacks all of the doorknobs. He has no front claws, but he leaps up, bats them, "scratches" them, and runs away. I wish I had it captured on video!
-Kelly

Okay, something funny... hmm, well we're moving into our first house (we got tired of apartments lol) and so we're staying with hubby's father until we close. He has a HUGE cat that hates everybody (though he loved me as a kitten, go figure) so he's been hiding since we moved it. My skinny little cat chased that big cat three times her size out from his hiding place and into the living room where he skidded into the wall yesterday. My kitty was puffed up like a Halloween cat (incidentally she's black lol) and I couldn't stop laughing.
-Ladytink_534

*I can just picture that! Soo cute and funny :)

A corny joke--what do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinocerous? Elifino (say it out loud)
-purplg8r

Something funny... one of my friends at work likes to make himself into a box. He puts a big long box over himself so only his little feet are showing, then he cuts eyeholes in it and walks around the stock room like a dalek. I know it probably isn't funny, but it makes me laugh everytime!
-prophecygirl

*how random of the guy, wish I could be there I'd laugh a LOT too, seems really funny. :)

My prom story, on my big night, my date had borrowed some dress shoes from a friend and decided that sliding down the stairwell banister was a good idea. We were in a lovely hotel in San Francisco with a beautiful staircase. Needless to say, not a good idea. He broke the heel right off the shoe. Have you ever danced with someone with one heel shorter than the other?!
-Mary

*Gosh, so funny!!

Hm funny- I still remember in fourth grade we had this sub who thought our jokes were "inapporpriate" so she gave us really cold jokes like.

Q: What kind of bear has no teeth?
A: A gummy bear
-Wdebo

*This was the only one I could remember to tell people hahaha

here's a joke I've been telling since I was ten:

Okay, so there's this inflatable boy, and he lives in an inflatable town and one morning takes the inflatable bus to inflatable school.
He's forgotten his inflatable homework. He's in the hallway, bell rings, he's late for class. The headmaster comes up to him and starts giving him a hard time. The inflatable boy has had enough! He stabs the principal with his pencil, and goes running from the school. On the way out, he stabs the inflatable school, before running all the way home. Then he gets home, and suddenly the inflatable police have him cornered. So he stabs himself with the pencil.

He wakes up in hospital a few days later and flops over his deflated head to his deflated inflatable headmaster in the hospital bed beside him. The inflatable headmaster says to him, "Not only have you let me down, you let your school down, and you also let yourself down."

I've been telling that joke for five years, and the pun never gets old.
-Steph

Hilarious and sooooo cute!!!

Go check out the rest of the funny jokes in the comment section here.

You all better be sure to come back this week because I will be having some BIG super duper contests. :D